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skip to main | skip to sidebar Thursday, September 1, 2011 Materialistic Lawyers A successful attorney parked his brand new Mercedes in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he was getting out, a truck came along too closely and completely tore off the driver's door. Fortunately, a cop in a police car was close enough to see the accident and with lights flashing pulled up behind the Mercedes. Before the cop had a chance to ask any questions, the attorney started screaming hysterically about how his Mercedes, which he had just purchased the day before, was completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter how any auto body shop tried to make it new again. After the lawyer finally wound down from his rant, the cop shook his head in disbelief. "I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you neglect the most important things in life." "How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer. The cop replied, "Don't you realize that your left arm is missing? It was severed when the truck hit you!" "OH, MY GOSH!!!"screamed the lawyer... "My Rolex is gone!" A successful attorney parked his brand new Mercedes in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he was getting out, a truck came along too closely and completely tore off the driver's door. Fortunately, a cop in a police car was close enough to see the accident and with lights flashing pulled up behind the Mercedes. Before the cop had a chance to ask any questions, the attorney started screaming hysterically about how his Mercedes, which he had just purchased the day before, was completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter how any auto body shop tried to make it new again. After the lawyer finally wound down from his rant, the cop shook his head in disbelief. "I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you neglect the most important things in life." "How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer. The cop replied, "Don't you realize that your left arm is missing? It was severed when the truck hit you!" "OH, MY GOSH!!!"screamed the lawyer... "My Rolex is gone!" Materialistic Lawyers Posted by Bobus at 3:47 PM 0 comments Email ThisBlogThis!Share to TwitterShare to Facebook Labels: lawyer jokes, stories Wednesday, August 24, 2011 Bad Days You know you're having a bad day when: Your horn sticks on the freeway behind 32 Hell's Angels. You call suicide prevention and they put you on hold. Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles. You turn on the evening news and they are showing emergency routes out of the city. Your twin sister forgets your birthday. Your 4-year-old tells you that it's almost impossible to flush a grapefruit down the toilet. You realize that you just sprayed spot remover under your arms instead of deodorant. You discover that your 12-year-old's idea of humor is putting crazy gl
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