Makefile.comBreaking the build for gits and shigglesThe truly amazing and indisputable benefits of Diet Mt. DewNewsNo Responses »Nov 062013I’ve been drinking Diet Mt. Dew for about 15 years now. During this time I’ve been able to study its effects on my body both inside and out.Here is a quick list of some of these benefits:1. ColorIt’s very green. Shine some light through it and your emotional state will improve under an circumstance. As the light traverses the liquid it illuminates the various shades of beautiful green. This feature alone makes it worth its weight in tarnished silver.2. Energy EfficiencyWho can possibly argue the energy boost you get when you down a few litres of the magical caffeine infused potion? Mt. Dew is the original energy drink. Diet Mt. Dew gives you all the benefits of the original Mt. Dew without that nasty sugar. Food coma? Afternoon crash? Just drink more!3. Aspartame(tm?)FKA NutraSweet this sweet substance is not just any sweetener. A purely accidental chemical that is 200, yes, two hundred times sweeter than the natural alternative; sucrose. That natural stuff makes you fat while Aspartame just causes pre-mortem embalming which saves the funeral home some work when you finally succum to its sweet toxins. Stay away from natural alternatives at all costs.4. AvailabilityIt’s a little known fact that Diet Mt. Dew is more readily available world wide than clean water. In some countries Diet Mt. Dew is used to wash clothes, clean dishes, and for general hygienic reasons. Regular Mt. Dew cannot be used because all natural sugar gets sticky when wet. Yet another reason to avoid the natural alternatives at all costs.5. Lower Risk of DeathNo wars have ever been fought over the substance. This is a fact that cannot be disputed.These are only a few of the many benefits provided by Diet Mt. Dew.Drink up and prosper.Drink green for a better world.Save your heart, drink a Diet Dew.Keep Calm and Go Green!Posted by Scott at 9:14 pmMigrated to WordPressCode2 Responses »Jul 102011I just migrated this blog to WordPress. I’m using one of Site5′s cool premium (yet free) WordPress themes.All comments have been lost in the transition, but the posts made it. I’d really like to rewrite the Juniper VPN stuff but I don’t even use that VPN any more so it would be difficult to test.Posted by Scott at 11:44 pmFreeBSD User ImpersonationCodeNo Responses »Dec 072009I finally got around to putting this old code on github here: freebsd-impersonation.It’s unlikely that it’ll be of much to use to anyone in the real world but every now and then I see someone fetch the uimp.pdf file that this describes. Just this weekend I re-discovered the code on an old hard drive and thought it might be nice to preserve it, even if it did turn out to be pretty much useless.Posted by Scott at 2:06 pmLinux .. Windows .. Linux .. UghCode, Whine1 Response »Nov 122009Okay, so developing in Wi