Discs on sale!Sound clips too!Popular Links:YouTubeFacebookTwitterShawn's SiteMySpaceSite MapJoin The Email List:Please enter a valid email address.Zeroesque / HomeCurrent EventsNovember 29, 2011 - GIG: Mon, Dec 5th, 8pmWe'll be the opener for another awesome show at the North Star Barin Philly, this time withThe Alex Skolnick Trioand this local badass,Trevor Gordon Hall.We'll be trotting out our "rock set" this time to be the loud assholes on acoustic/jazz night, andticketsare half-off right now(maybe they aren't, but that doesn't stop marketing departments around the world from saying as much).What more can we say to get you to come?  Free beer? (again, possibly not true)August 13, 2011 - GIG: Tues, Sep 27, 8pmWe'll be ragin' at the North Star Barin Philly on the 27th of September, opening forThe Aristocrats,which is made up of uber-players Bryan Beller, Guthrie Govan, and Marco Minnemann.This is a must-see show for anyone in the area that knows us or hates the guy in Amadeus that said, "Too many notes."June 10, 2011 - Pimpin' the Kronos.Big thanks to Korg USA for letting me say a few words about the Kronos on theirFacebook page.June 6, 2011 - Everybody loves new shit.Tim's got his Korg Kronos 61.Shawn's now checking out the Fractal Axe-FX.If this next album sucks, well, we suck.January 13, 2011 - Shawn at NAMM, Tim on Korg.If you're at the NAMM show, be sure to say hi toShawn.He should be around the VigierorBognerbooths, for the most part.Oh, and Tim's got a Korg Kronos on order.December 14, 2010 - Multipick Technique on iTunesWell, this only took forever:Multipick Technique on iTunes.Be sure to rate it as 5-stars within iTunes.  Or the beer-iest.  Or something cool like that.September 17, 2010 - ING RunWake up and come watch us at thePhilly ING Run,where we'll be playing sans-Tim (sooooo much tighter that way).What, you don't run?July 30, 2010 - Red Bear picksShawn is now playing and endorsing hand-craftedRed Bear picks.According to Shawn, he can now lay waste to more Johnny Pop-Punks per minute than ever before.Special thanks to Dave and Monica Skowron at Red Bear Trading Co.May 13, 2010 - Shawn's B-DayDr. Shawn M. Christie (he is not a doctor) turns 21 today (he is also not 21).We'll be partying it up in Philly tonight.  Text him.  He loves that stuff.August 22, 2009 - YouTube, TwitterWant to be entertained? Watch us play live on ourYoutube channel.There are very good reasons for cutting Tim out of some of the shots.You'll have to see us in person to find out why.You can also now keep up with our happenings viaTwitter.July 13, 2009 - Facebook, ING Run LIVE!Yes, we're onFacebook.Get on over there and make fun of us on our wall or view some new pics.This is as interactive as the web gets (without a credit card, anyway).Also, come out and watch us play for way too long at theAnnual ING Run.We'll play around 9:00 AM somewhere on the course...location TBA.We had such a great time last year wathcing the runners rock-out with us as they ran, jogge